Jeff finally got his Apple Watch! eD! saw Hamilton‘s Lin-Manuel Miranda sing “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “Yoda”! Notification explosions! Political nihilism! And the shocking truth as to why Dave isn’t in this episode!
eD! and Jeff are bummed that they didn’t get to buy any shiny new toys! Terrible restaurant wordplay! A debate about the quality of assorted puffed cheese products! And Dave tells a story that is, we swear, actually good!
Also: Dave calls eD! out for a bad joke and eD! just takes it because, seriously, it was weak. He shamed his family for generations to come. Sad!
Jeff has questions about last week’s Apple event! Dave is annoyed at missing headphone jacks! eD! answers Jeff’s questions but more or less ignores Dave’s thing because he might be right?!
Also: Jeff gets some fish! eD! reviews watchOS 3! And some tales of cranky iPhone upgraders!
Water quality! Sleep overs! Autumn-appropriate alcohol! Hangover cures! Deserted island music choices! And tales of spooky houses!
Everyone is bummed out that Gene Wilder died. But then there’s a bunch of jokes about The Most Awkward Wiener on the Internet™, so it’s not all sad news.
Also in this episode: Terrible dating advice from eD! A new story from Dave’s Produce Corner! And Jeff officiated a wedding!