New Year, New-ish Us

We’re restarting this mess for the new year! In today’s episode, Dave brings two(!) of his garbage news stories to really start things off horribly, everyone looks back on the tenth anniversary of the announcement of the iPhone, and Jeff wonders if his daughter might be a sociopath! It’s a heartwarming episode the entire family can share! (You…

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New Year, New-ish Us
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It’s A Trap!

Pie anticipation! iPhone woes! And Dave’s girlfriend asks him a question that is a very obvious trap!

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It's A Trap!
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Daveless

Jeff finally got his Apple Watch! eD! saw Hamilton‘s Lin-Manuel Miranda sing “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “Yoda”! Notification explosions! Political nihilism! And the shocking truth as to why Dave isn’t in this episode!

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Daveless
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Everyone Poops

eD! and Jeff are bummed that they didn’t get to buy any shiny new toys! Terrible restaurant wordplay! A debate about the quality of assorted puffed cheese products! And Dave tells a story that is, we swear, actually good! Also: Dave calls eD! out for a bad joke and eD! just takes it because, seriously, it was weak. He shamed his…

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Everyone Poops
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Excellent Ways to Spend Your Money

Jeff has questions about last week’s Apple event! Dave is annoyed at missing headphone jacks! eD! answers Jeff’s questions but more or less ignores Dave’s thing because he might be right?! Also: Jeff gets some fish! eD! reviews watchOS 3! And some tales of cranky iPhone upgraders!

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Excellent Ways to Spend Your Money
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Capitalizing on WWDC While It’s Topical!

Apple announced a bunch of new software at their WWDC keynote yesterday, and eD! gives Jeff a rundown on the new stuff that was announced since Jeff didn’t take two hours out of the middle of his day to watch it because he was working to support his family like a responsible adult for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯…

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Capitalizing on WWDC While It's Topical!
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