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Dick jokes! Crazed conspiracy theories! Sober and rational debate on the important issues facing our nation!

If you’re looking for the first two things, you’ve come to the right place! (If you’re looking for the last one, I don’t think that exists anymore, but good luck with that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Jump To: Introduction | Colorado | Florida | Michigan | Nevada | Ohio | Pennsylvania | Final Results

Introduction:
Colorado: Clinton Wins
Colorado Alternate: Trump Wins
Florida: Trump Wins
Florida Alternate: Clinton Wins
Michigan: As of November 13th, It’s Still Undecided, We Shit You Not
Michigan: Clinton Wins
Michigan: Trump Wins
Nevada: Clinton Wins
Nevada Alternate: Trump Wins
Ohio: Trump Wins
Ohio Alternate: Clinton Wins
Pennsylvania: Trump Wins
Pennsylvania Alternate: Clinton Wins
Final Results: Trump Wins
Final Results Alternate: Clinton Wins