Participation Trophy

Drinks in teapots! Children’s sports! Good bars in awful, bro-tastic neighborhoods! And someone from Nearly Coherent gets engaged! (Spoiler: It’s not Dave. We know, we’re disappointed he’s an idiot, too.)

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Participation Trophy
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Yard-o-Beef

Some people get into intense conversations about politics. Others get heated about religion. At Nearly Coherent, we get that passionate about breakfast foods, and that is what this episode is all about. It gets real in this one, folks. Also: Tales of Facial Hair Mishaps! Jeff’s son’s disappointment at not being able to listen to the…

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Nearly Coherent Industries
Yard-o-Beef
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Doritos and Desperation

eD! went to New York Comic-Con and got a bunch of stuff! Jeff and Dave pretend to love Deadpool because they know it bugs the hell out of him! The best cosplay eD! saw! And Dave issues an important retraction from last episode!

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Doritos and Desperation
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Dave’s Back. Sorry, Everyone.

Freakin’ clowns! Oral steroid rage! Marvel’s Netflix offerings! And Dave makes up for lost time and comes with three — three! — stories sure to bore you!

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Dave's Back. Sorry, Everyone.
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Daveless

Jeff finally got his Apple Watch! eD! saw Hamilton‘s Lin-Manuel Miranda sing “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “Yoda”! Notification explosions! Political nihilism! And the shocking truth as to why Dave isn’t in this episode!

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Daveless
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Everyone Poops

eD! and Jeff are bummed that they didn’t get to buy any shiny new toys! Terrible restaurant wordplay! A debate about the quality of assorted puffed cheese products! And Dave tells a story that is, we swear, actually good! Also: Dave calls eD! out for a bad joke and eD! just takes it because, seriously, it was weak. He shamed his…

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Everyone Poops
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