Did you listen to the episode where we said we’d be off for two weeks? Dave didn’t, apparently, and showed up to record an episode without anyone else around, because Dave’s an idiot.
Jeff puts on a tin-foil hat to ask about the conspiracy behind Net Neutrality! Exclusive polling done by Nearly Coherent about the hottest holiday gifts! Everyone wants Philips to give them free Hue bulbs since we plug them so hard this episode! And a shocking announcement that will rock you to your very core!*
- Spoiler: It’s that we’re off for the next two weeks.
eD! declares some sports-team allegiances based on uniform colors! The Milkshake Duck Theory versus videos of a bullied child! And finally, an answer to whether being racist and anti-Semitic is ever okay! (Spoiler: It very much is not!)
Jeff tells a heartwarming tale of Dave’s heroic deeds, eD! reads an article about Jesus’s butt, excitement over the new Infinity War trailer, and we cement ourselves as the top sex toy information security podcast on the planet (probably)!
Jeff is a total idiot about net neutrality.
(Okay, fine, he just offers a different viewpoint. But he sprung this on eD! as a surprise, therefore not giving eD! a chance to get any talking points in order, so this episode description is eD! getting his revenge on Jeff. Also, Jeff can eat a butt. Thank you.)