Look, if the title doesn't totally draw you in on this one, I don't know how to help you.
Indictment Day! Why Android is more awful than we already thought! iPhone X preorders! And Jeff has a very important question.
That we gloss over Jeff's affinity for Ben Affleck's Daredevil is insulting, but we do.
A bunch of stuff to make up for the fact that we missed a week. We're sorry Dave let you down.
DC Comics, cow flatulence, and the Bill of Rights. Y'know, the easy stuff.
A mixture of personal pride and knowing the world will end soon. Fun!