Grumpy Cat’s legal victory! St. John’s Wart is a stupid name! eD!’s new favorite app that he hasn’t bought yet! And some general whining about HomePod, because eD!’s a bit bummed about the reviews, the nerd.
The nicest government shutdown! AIM screen names! The new anchor who looks like a weasel in a too-tight shirt! And where the hell is Jeff?!
Jeff knows he’s old because he doesn’t understand a damn thing! eD!’s been reading books and playing video games! Yet another celebrity turns out to be a creep! And Saudi Arabia’s choice of the first commercial movie to be shown in 35 years is a bit awkward!
The holidays are over and the planet wasn’t destroyed in some idiotic nuclear war or whatnot, so we’re back, talking about new shiny things electronics for the old people, shenanigans at the Golden Globes, and the glorious dream that is being in bed by 10:15 on a Friday!