Strange items in the news Dave feels like we need to know about.
In the last episode, Dave got all mopey that he never gets a week off from doing the podcast, unlike our on-the-run-from-Juggalos Intern. So, in an attempt to make Dave happy, eD! and Jeff gave Dave the week off.
However, to keep Dave from being too happy, here’s an episode we released in November where we rip on him mercilessly with the help of his girlfriend. That’ll teach him to ask for anything ever again!
In this episode, the Intern contributes some news stories she wants to talk about! Not to be outdone, Dave brings along two pointless news stories, because he’s a jealous bitch and will not be outdone by the new person!
ALSO: Who would survive the longest in prison, familial email habits, awkward childhood memories, and important medical research about farts!
Given the state of 2016 as a whole, you might be having trouble finding something to be thankful for this Thursday. In light of that, we’re here to give you the greatest gift of all: 45 minutes of eD! and Jeff ripping on Dave with the help of Lisa, Dave’s girlfriend. Needless to say, this might be the best episode we’ve ever put out.
Also: Christmas carols! Burning pee! And terribly-named national cookie brands!
Everyone is bummed out that Gene Wilder died. But then there’s a bunch of jokes about The Most Awkward Wiener on the Internet™, so it’s not all sad news.
Also in this episode: Terrible dating advice from eD! A new story from Dave’s Produce Corner! And Jeff officiated a wedding!
There is debate whether this is the six month anniversary of The Nearly Coherent Podcast, which is absolutely insane because math kinda backs up that it is! Jeff’s son had his first summer romance! “Pen pals” are somehow still a thing in the age of email! Dave says many stupid things!
And, most importantly, the debut of The Nearly Coherent Podcast theme music! It’s by Nico del Castillo and it’s freakin’ great, people!