Did you listen to the episode where we said we’d be off for two weeks? Dave didn’t, apparently, and showed up to record an episode without anyone else around, because Dave’s an idiot.
In the last episode, Dave got all mopey that he never gets a week off from doing the podcast, unlike our on-the-run-from-Juggalos Intern. So, in an attempt to make Dave happy, eD! and Jeff gave Dave the week off.
However, to keep Dave from being too happy, here’s an episode we released in November where we rip on him mercilessly with the help of his girlfriend. That’ll teach him to ask for anything ever again!
Given the state of 2016 as a whole, you might be having trouble finding something to be thankful for this Thursday. In light of that, we’re here to give you the greatest gift of all: 45 minutes of eD! and Jeff ripping on Dave with the help of Lisa, Dave’s girlfriend. Needless to say, this might be the best episode we’ve ever put out.
Also: Christmas carols! Burning pee! And terribly-named national cookie brands!
Jeff enjoys playing the lottery! Everyone talks about what they’d wish for if they found a genie! Dave has a fan club(?)!
Unrelated to the episode, doesn’t “improbable” look like it’s spelled incorrectly? It’s not! It’s just a weird freakin’ word like that, you guys.