eD! reveals what the medical diagnosis is in regard to his case of dick-toe! Jeff tries to change eD!’s mind on salad dressing! And, in the greatest news of all, Dave doesn’t have a microphone, so he doesn’t talk all that much!
eD! is suffering from what he’s calling “dick-toe”! Jeff is suffering from what doctors are calling “kidney stones”! Dave is suffering from concern over the tomato situation in Nigeria! eD! and Jeff basically ignore Dave’s suffering in order to make more dick jokes! EVERYONE WINS (except Dave).