Jeff is obsessed with some new sports-based conspiracies, eD! knows some stuff about sportsball news, and a new Dave’s News Corner without Dave, which is the greatest gift of all!

Also, we somehow get on the topic of Muppet nipples. We’d like to say it’s not in a weird way, but we’re not sure there is a non-weird way to discuss Muppet nipples, y’know?