Do Not Stare Directly at the Goldblum Nips

Look, if the title doesn't totally draw you in on this one, I don't know how to help you.

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Nearly Coherent
Do Not Stare Directly at the Goldblum Nips
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iPhone X has some issues, the new Star Wars video game is causing a stir, and eD! & Jeff take a bit of time to point out that it’s not so hard to make it through life without sexually assaulting anyone. Really!

Also your apologies for the sexual assaultings are shit, which is apropos because you, too, are shit.