Daveless

Jeff finally got his Apple Watch! eD! saw Hamilton‘s Lin-Manuel Miranda sing “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “Yoda”! Notification explosions! Political nihilism! And the shocking truth as to why Dave isn’t in this episode!

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Daveless
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Everyone Poops

eD! and Jeff are bummed that they didn’t get to buy any shiny new toys! Terrible restaurant wordplay! A debate about the quality of assorted puffed cheese products! And Dave tells a story that is, we swear, actually good! Also: Dave calls eD! out for a bad joke and eD! just takes it because, seriously, it was weak. He shamed his…

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Everyone Poops
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Capitalizing on WWDC While It’s Topical!

Apple announced a bunch of new software at their WWDC keynote yesterday, and eD! gives Jeff a rundown on the new stuff that was announced since Jeff didn’t take two hours out of the middle of his day to watch it because he was working to support his family like a responsible adult for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯…

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Capitalizing on WWDC While It's Topical!
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Scientific Advances in Salad Dressing

eD! reveals what the medical diagnosis is in regard to his case of dick-toe! Jeff tries to change eD!’s mind on salad dressing! And, in the greatest news of all, Dave doesn’t have a microphone, so he doesn’t talk all that much!

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Scientific Advances in Salad Dressing
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Juwanna Mann & Apple Watches

Jeff loves “Juwanna Mann”. Yes, they talk about other stuff, too, but the shock of hearing someone say they love that movie outweighs all other things, y’know?

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Juwanna Mann & Apple Watches
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