Jeff finally got his Apple Watch! eD! saw Hamilton‘s Lin-Manuel Miranda sing “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “Yoda”! Notification explosions! Political nihilism! And the shocking truth as to why Dave isn’t in this episode!
eD! and Jeff are bummed that they didn’t get to buy any shiny new toys! Terrible restaurant wordplay! A debate about the quality of assorted puffed cheese products! And Dave tells a story that is, we swear, actually good!
Also: Dave calls eD! out for a bad joke and eD! just takes it because, seriously, it was weak. He shamed his family for generations to come. Sad!
Apple announced a bunch of new software at their WWDC keynote yesterday, and eD! gives Jeff a rundown on the new stuff that was announced since Jeff didn’t take two hours out of the middle of his day to watch it because he was working to support his family like a responsible adult for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also: Does Dick Tracy still hold up as a movie? Will Jeff get more followers on Twitter than Dave? And how will Jeff mix text and emojis to send lewd messages to his friends with the iOS Messages updates?
eD! reveals what the medical diagnosis is in regard to his case of dick-toe! Jeff tries to change eD!’s mind on salad dressing! And, in the greatest news of all, Dave doesn’t have a microphone, so he doesn’t talk all that much!
Jeff loves “Juwanna Mann”. Yes, they talk about other stuff, too, but the shock of hearing someone say they love that movie outweighs all other things, y’know?