Apple announced a bunch of new software at their WWDC keynote yesterday, and eD! gives Jeff a rundown on the new stuff that was announced since Jeff didn’t take two hours out of the middle of his day to watch it because he was working to support his family like a responsible adult for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also: Does Dick Tracy still hold up as a movie? Will Jeff get more followers on Twitter than Dave? And how will Jeff mix text and emojis to send lewd messages to his friends with the iOS Messages updates?