It’s been about a year since we forgot to edit last year’s New Apple Shit episode, but don’t you worry, not only have we returned to give you the Apple Nonsense you crave in your heart, but we also talk about:

• Colonoscopies!
• Doctors who suck at doctoring!
• Scooters with cavernous pouches for holding things!
• Thousand-dollar handjobs!
• And SO MUCH MORE

And hey, if you’re looking for the transcript of this, it’ll be up later or tomorrow or something, I’m still editing that. DEAL WITH IT, TRANSCRIPT-LOVIN’ JONES.